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(no subject) [May. 15th, 2005|07:33 pm]
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I hate you Connex! Twenty-five minutes between Camberwell and East Camberwell is not cool. Agh! Damn your stupid monopoly, and damn the stupid government for implementing its stupid privatisation plan.

And damn the stupid voters for voting for such a stupid government when they could have gone third party.
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(no subject) [Mar. 24th, 2005|10:41 am]
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Oh, OH, in other news. Some PRICKS stole my car!

Happily, it was returned, but sans discman, and about 80% of my sister and my combined CD collection! (And some clothes, and the $3 in the change draw. And the broken cigarette in the door...?)

Please ruminate on that. I'm hoping they're renting, and the house burns down with all their stuff in it. Unfortunately for them, they have no home+contents insurance, and all is lost. They must start again. Actually, better yet. Some pricks break in, and — aha! steal all of my stuff from them, so they call the police. The police arrive to find that the people have stolen a lot of other things (we'll just assume they're not too bright). People are arrested, my stuff is never returned (leaving a constant source of anger for all my kickboxing needs), and we all live happily ever after. The end. Please help me make this happen.
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(no subject) [Mar. 24th, 2005|10:37 am]
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I have to get dressed to let the dishwasher-man in when he gets here, but I am hypnotised by my monitor.
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(no subject) [Feb. 2nd, 2005|07:36 pm]
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Today, I heard the term Majority World as opposed to First World. I think this is a brilliant way of describing different countries, especially since the Second World doesn't really exist today.

So, from now on, I'll use the terms Majority World and Minority World. I encourage you all to do the same. I don't think any reasonable allegations of political correctness gone too far can ever be applied in the context of the Minority World.
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(no subject) [Jan. 26th, 2005|01:52 pm]
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Except for that whole boring romance-with-Will-Ladislaw part, and the weird 19th century sexism (actually, in spite of that), Dorothea Brooke is my idol. I am beginning to suspect that an inability to write realistically is part of the George Eliot style, as it is evident in both Middlemarch and (more understandably) Silas Marner. All the same. Dorothea is the most inspiring character I've ever read about in fiction. I can't get over how intensely cool she is (albeit in an unrealistic and idol-like way).
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(no subject) [Nov. 19th, 2004|06:15 pm]
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Oh, God. I want my ENTER, now. It's all I can think about.

It's sort of like being in love, only more painful.
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(no subject) [Nov. 19th, 2004|04:13 am]
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Today marks the beginning of my authorial venture into X-Files fanfic.
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(no subject) [Nov. 10th, 2004|12:43 am]
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Fine.

This post has been a long time coming, but I'd just like to say it here, and now, and hopefully never have to say it again.

I am Christian. I don't wear it on my sleeve, but comments like "Christians/religion/whatever are/is stupid" is just mindless and bigoted. And, no, I don't care how 'jokingly' you say it, nor how much I "know what you mean." I'm yet to make value judgements on your beliefs, so keep yours away from me.
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(no subject) [Nov. 9th, 2004|03:35 pm]
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Not that the two are at all related, but yay for new positive connotations of Iron Lady.

I love this film.

<3 Wit+Bee (as in gen), especially.
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(no subject) [Nov. 8th, 2004|05:23 pm]
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Dear Coca-Cola Company,

Please revise your unethical business practices. I really miss drinking Coke.

Yours Sincerely,
Yvette Sitlington


And on a similar note:


Dear Pepsi Company,

Don't bother revising your sexist advertising campaign. I never drank anything you made, anyway.

Yours Sincerely,
Yvette Sitlington
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