||[Mar. 24th, 2005|10:41 am]
I *alter*, when I alteration find
Oh, OH, in other news. Some PRICKS stole my car!|
Happily, it was returned, but sans discman, and about 80% of my sister and my combined CD collection! (And some clothes, and the $3 in the change draw. And the broken cigarette in the door...?)
Please ruminate on that. I'm hoping they're renting, and the house burns down with all their stuff in it. Unfortunately for them, they have no home+contents insurance, and all is lost. They must start again. Actually, better yet. Some pricks break in, and — aha! steal all of my stuff from them, so they call the police. The police arrive to find that the people have stolen a lot of other things (we'll just assume they're not too bright). People are arrested, my stuff is never returned (leaving a constant source of anger for all my kickboxing needs), and we all live happily ever after. The end. Please help me make this happen.